lol 10bis255 zeichen

i’m afraid of people even pretending to bite me, like small children. it’s not so much that i’m afraid they will hurt me, but that just little kids like to pretend bite your arms when they’re playing like their lions or dogs or whatever. and it gives me the creeps and i’m afraid i’ll haul off and panickly crack one of them across the chops.

also, when the seatbelt tightens up and doesn’t release right away, i get totally freaked. i just start gasping for air and my pulse races.

so nightmare scenario. a kid in the backseat leans forward over the seat and pretends to chomp my shoulder and the fucking seatbelt won’t let me escape.

... than it looks to the other kid on the backseat and says: "Papa ist ne Knackwurst"